Let me be the first to offer my sincere congratulations to Dizzy & Midget on their happy reunion. For those not familiar with the history there, you can go back and read this blog.
I just heard through the grapevine that Dizzy & Midget are back to being a "happy" couple!!!
I, of course, think this COULD NOT have happened to a better couple!!! If only two people in this world were allowed to be together, then Dizzy & Midget should be that couple!!! They truely deserve each other.
I, of course, think this COULD NOT have happened to a better couple!!! If only two people in this world were allowed to be together, then Dizzy & Midget should be that couple!!! They truely deserve each other. I do, however, pity whatever poor soul (male for Dizzy - female for Midget) that get's pulled into their screwed up lives next! My only advice for that person comes from a line from the movie Forrest Gump - "RUN FORREST, RUN!!!"
Now, you might think that I'm being sarcastic in my congratulations. I'm really not! Finding out this news has MADE my day, NO, WEEK! One of these days I'll find me a woman that loves me enough to overlook threats like, and I quote, "I'm going to put a bullet in your head and laugh while you bleed out". I'll be able to break off the mirrors of her car, then beg forgiveness, and GET IT! I'll be able to cheat on her several times and she'll eventually come back to me, of course she'll want to find another guy to make me jealous for a few months (poor sucker) but she'll eventually run out of options and take me back. YES...that's the type of LOVE I want from a woman!
Yeah...ok, so I had to get some sarcasm in there. I of course would never act like Midget did. I don't cheat, I don't damage personal property, and I try to avoid love-triangles. Unfortunately I have been the "poor sucker" as described above. I'm working on that though!!!
In closing, here's to a happy reunion for Dizzy & Midget. Take it from me; the WORLD is much better off if these two stay together!!!
I hope all is well with you and your families...and as always, thanks for reading!
P.S. - I'll be getting around to finalizing the Vegas blog posts soon.
I just heard through the grapevine that Dizzy & Midget are back to being a "happy" couple!!!
I, of course, think this COULD NOT have happened to a better couple!!! If only two people in this world were allowed to be together, then Dizzy & Midget should be that couple!!! They truely deserve each other.
I, of course, think this COULD NOT have happened to a better couple!!! If only two people in this world were allowed to be together, then Dizzy & Midget should be that couple!!! They truely deserve each other. I do, however, pity whatever poor soul (male for Dizzy - female for Midget) that get's pulled into their screwed up lives next! My only advice for that person comes from a line from the movie Forrest Gump - "RUN FORREST, RUN!!!"
Now, you might think that I'm being sarcastic in my congratulations. I'm really not! Finding out this news has MADE my day, NO, WEEK! One of these days I'll find me a woman that loves me enough to overlook threats like, and I quote, "I'm going to put a bullet in your head and laugh while you bleed out". I'll be able to break off the mirrors of her car, then beg forgiveness, and GET IT! I'll be able to cheat on her several times and she'll eventually come back to me, of course she'll want to find another guy to make me jealous for a few months (poor sucker) but she'll eventually run out of options and take me back. YES...that's the type of LOVE I want from a woman!
Yeah...ok, so I had to get some sarcasm in there. I of course would never act like Midget did. I don't cheat, I don't damage personal property, and I try to avoid love-triangles. Unfortunately I have been the "poor sucker" as described above. I'm working on that though!!!
In closing, here's to a happy reunion for Dizzy & Midget. Take it from me; the WORLD is much better off if these two stay together!!!
I hope all is well with you and your families...and as always, thanks for reading!
P.S. - I'll be getting around to finalizing the Vegas blog posts soon.
Relationships still getting better I see....LOL! It's hard to find 1 that works and when you/we do...ummmm...well...we usually f-them up bc we are AFRAID!!!!!! Hope things get better 4 you. Truly feel 4 u bc I have been single since....u!
ReplyDeleteThanks, but I don't know where I fall into the blame game there Anonymous!!! Only things I can be blamed for is not figuring out earlier that I needed to RUN!!!
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