Desperate Story

This blog entry is going to take me back down a dark road.  Life has been great lately with respects to my dating situation, even being over 1,300 miles away hasn't dampened our spirits.

Yesterday I got a desperate e-mail from Fairmont.  If you're new to this blog, you'll have to go back to some of my entries from over a year ago and do some research on her.  The 20/20 on her was that she was a very selfish person who tried, like many women I have dated, to play both sides.  She had her EX (and baby's daddy) at home in Fairmont and she would come to Parkersburg for her weekend get aways from it all.  Once I saw through all of the b.s. I finally managed to get myself out of the situation.  I haven't had any communication with her in months.  

Then this e-mail comes in.  I'm going to post it verbatim (except I'm going to remove her EX's name):

"I knw u dnt wnt 2 talk 2 me but I have a huge question 2 ask u and I dnt wnt u 2 get upset but it has a lot 2 do w why I did some of what I did. I wasn't ever gnna ask u but I have gave it time and I still can't stop thinking about it. Ok I'm just gnna come out and ask u bc I dnt knw of any other way....so here it goes.....r u gay or bi? When we were 2gether I got anonymous emails telling me that I was gnna get hurt bc u would eventually come out. It never crossed my mind that u were gay and I pushed it off as a joke or maybe even [my EX] trying to start shit but then they started telling me stories about u at work and then I knew it wasn't [my EX]. I'm not trying to b in ur business I just need 2 knw 4 me. Sorry I never came to u b4 but how do u ask the man ur with and love if they are gay? I never got that vibe frm u and usually I'm pretty good at knwing if sum1 is gay. I have tried 2 get u out of my head but it hasn't wrked. I knw u r seeing sum1 and dnt wnt to interfere but in order 4 me to completely move on I need the last of my questions answered. PLEASE"

First off, I have nothing against gays.  I have a very close friend whom I used to work with that is gay, so please don't take this rant as anti-gay...

WTF though!!!  This crazy chick is so desperate to have an ounce of my attention that she is making up wild stories in her head!  I love the parts about how it never crossed her mind that I was gay, that is of course, until I was no longer willing to stick any of my body parts near HER!  She never got the gay "vibe" from me until I wasn't willing to talk to her!  And she's not trying to be in my business?!?!?  Sounds like she is and wants to be!  

This has to be one of the most desperate attempts to get a response from me that I have ever seen.
I got really choked up on the parts about how she loved me...yeah right!  Fairmont wouldn't know love if it ran over her in a Mack truck, backed up, and then ran over her again.

Sorry, that sounded kind of violent.  I don't have any hate in my heart for her or any of my past failures, and make no mistake, they were all failures.  Yet I have come to realize that you should learn from your mistakes and that everything happens for a reason.  Even if I wasn't in a great relationship right now, I wouldn't give Fairmont the time of day.

In closing, I guess I should be angry at this blatantly fictitious story, but I'm not.  It's just another EX in a long line of EXs that are trying to get back on the pedestal that I had them on!  Sorry, but "Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me twice, shame on ME!"

When can I turn all of this into a movie?!?!?!

Take care everyone and thanks for reading!!!